How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
(via dakotaiswierd)@2 days ago with 168567 notes
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
(via dakotaiswierd)@2 days ago with 292084 notes
i seriously fucking hate the thought of someone else wrapping their arms around you
(via boiling-socitea)@3 days ago with 45284 notes